via okvitasari: 2016

MITOSE WONG JAWA

Assalamualaikum sedulur ketemu maning karo nyong, Sarkem. Kepriwe pada kabare Lur apik mbok? Semoga bae pada waras ya aja pada gemblung kaya sing maca. Ehh :D

Oya sedulur nyong balik maning kyeh pengin crita semending tentang pirang-pirang pengalamane nyong. Cara nJawane ya curhat utawi curcol. Kyeh desimak bener-bener ya!

Dadi kaya kiye Lur, nyong kepengin crita babagan mitos utawi hal-hal sing jere wong Jawa kweh ngomonge 'ora ilok'. Nah kiye kyeh, sing aran wong Jawa mesti akeh banget hal-hal sing ora ilok. Kye ora ilok, kae ora ilok, kabeh-kabeh ora ilok. Nah disambung-sambungna karo karma ora iloke kuweh, jan babar blas ora nyambung acan! Kyeh tak tidokna ya.

Ora ilok maem disangga

Kye nyong ngerti jere biyunge Lur. Jere ora ilok nek lagi madang piring utawi mangkoke disangga. Apamaning prawan. Beuhh ngadu bener-bener degatekna, aja ora! Jere biyunge nyong nek ana wong madang koh piringe disangga kwe mbesuke bojone bakal dijaluk wong liya. Yuh koh! Mbasanu sing kur kelangan duit 3000 be kaya susah nemen yah Lur. Apamaning nekan kelangan bojo gegara dijaluk wong liya. Hualah aja takon. Salah sue dukun bisa bertindak. Haha. Aja ding, siki wis jaman millenium. Wis ora mangsan dukun-dukunan. Pensiun gasik kuwelah dukune haha. Balik maning lah aja kadohen gole crita. Dadi kaya kuwr Lur. Ora gelem mbok nekan bojone dijaluk wong liya? Mulane madange aja disangga. Janen asline ora olij disangga kweh mbok segane tumplek. Ngko wutah malah mubah gigal kabeh ora sida depangan. Kan eman-eman. Ngungun seporete mbok? Asline tah kaya kuwe. Secara nalaran utek loh. Tapi ndeng wong tua nini sesepuhe nyong rika pada disleweng-slewengna ora genah. Tapi aja wani-wani nyepelekna mitose wong Jawa ya Lur. Ngandel apa ora, kadang kaya kuwe bener-bener kedadeyan. Mbuh kebeneran mbuh apa kuweh.

Aja njagong neng tengah lawang mbok lamar balik.

Kye ana maning istilah lamar balik. Jarene wong tua kweh arep delamar tapi ora sida. Kan gawe isin sedunia jagad raya Indonesia merdeka. Haha. Jere yah nek khususe go wong wadon, prawan, duh sasarane prawan bae piwe si yoh? Yambut ya mbreng :D pokoke wong wadon pantangan njagong neng lawang. Maksude udu lawange dedungkar trus dejagongi kwe udu Lur. Pokoke njagong neng tengah lawang angger debukak. Yaiya lah debukak nek detutup nden ora bisa dijagongi. Haha. Mbuh asale sekangendi, jere biyunge nyong kweh ora ilok. Janen nekan depikir secara ngutek yah, khusus sing due utek tapi haha :p, larangan kon aja njagong neng tengah lawang kweh anu bisa ngalangi dalan. Ngko wong sing arep masup dadi angel ora keduman dalan. Apa ya enggane arep dejigrangi ndase? Eh sirahe? :D ya nden lewih ora ilok. Mbajug kwe jenenge. Nah asline kaya kuwe Lur. Mbuh dasar ninine nyong rika pada anu galau ndean pernah dilamar balik mulane gaweni mitos kayakuwe ya mbuh lah yah sapaha sing ngerti yah Lur. Sing ngandel ya ngonoh sing ora ya orapapa aso baen. Kye tah kur nggo pengetahuane nyong rika pada.

Aja petan esuk-esuk, mbok detagih utang!

Kye jujur bae nyong ya mandan bingung. Kye omongane mamake nyong. Dong kae bapake nyong kan lagi ora ngode, dina kliwon sih, kan pasaran prei, dadine jublegan bae nengumah. Nah isuk-isuk sekitar jam 8 geger njaluk dipetani uwane. Uwan loh rambut putih. Udu rambut ngisor. Sejen! Haha. Nah jerene nek petan esuk-esuk bisa ditagih utang. Khusus nggo sing due utang tapi. Yalah ora due utang sih arep detagih apane yah. Haha. Jarku tah ya nalare nek esuk-esuk petan kan dadi ora ngode, dadi ora nyambut gawe, dadi ora kerja. Kan dadi ora due duit. Nah ngko nek detagih utang gari ora teyeng nyaur gari klabakan kaya ketunggeng njengat. Haha. Kyetah ujarku yah Lur. Bener aporane pikir dewek nganah mbari repek apa jedil kacang. Haha. Mulane mending esuk-esuk tah nyambut gawe, ngko detagih utang dadi duwe duit.

Ayam wengi-wengi kluruk, ana prawan meteng

Kye ya nyong juga madan bingung, apa urusane ayam kluruk wengi-wengi koh ana prawan meteng jajal? Apa ayame sing metengi prawan kwe mau apa kepriwe? Ya nglindur lah ora mungkin! Aneh yah. Aneh maning wong prawan-prawan bisa meteng? Genah wong meteng mesti ya anu wis ora prawan alias wis diprawani. Iya mbok? Haha pada gagal fokus kyelah. Nek denalar ngutek ya angel juga. Tapi mitos kiye wis terkenal banget lah. Ndilalahe ya mbasanu bener kweh. Kebeneran apa udu ya mbuh kwetah sing ngerti kur Gusti Alloh, dewek arep ngandel mitos kiye ya ngonoh ora ya belih. Aja depikir Lur mbok njepat utekmu haha.

Nah kwe pira-pira mitos sing nyong ngerti. Janen esih akeh tapi nggo kapan-kapan maning lah. Sepisan maning arep ngandel ya ngonoh arep ora ya belih ora urusan ora urunan ora due receh haha. Sing penting kyetah kur nggo hiburan ples pengetahuan tok ya Lur. Ketemu maning kapan-kapan ya. Siyuleter. Assalamualaikum.

KECANDUAN

Assalamualaikum sedulur. Nyong hadir maning arep jublegan. Kye neng kene tah lagi mendung, dadi pernane kayong mandan ngantuk hawane. Tapi ya las orapapa aja kakean ngeluh. Bersyukur bae, mendung ya penak nggo turu kelon ngepi kampil. Yambok?

Dadi nyong saiki pengin jublegan babagan kecanduan. Apasi yah, nJawane ya anu pegawean sing gawe pengin maning seteruse. Ora bisa ora. Ora gelem ora. Pokoke ngadu iya. Angger wis ngadreng yawis. Pokoke ngadu deturuti apa sing dikarepna mau kuwe. Duh jan wong kecanduan kwe pancen angel. Nek kecanduan barang apik, kaya ngamal, moco Al Quran, sholawatan, sih orapapa yah lur. Kwe malah kecanduan suwergo. Barang apik nemen kwetah. Nyong be gelem. Tapi nek kahanane kecanduan barang ala, keprimen jajal? Nah kiye kyeh sing bahaya marakna pega ambekane wong tua. Wong kecanduan kwe ibarat wong ngadreng bet ngising. Karepe ngadu ditokna 'emas'e. Kuwe sih anu hukum alam yah lur, tapi nek masalaeh kecanduan barang langka tur angel, arep kerpiwe jajal?

Nah jajal saiki nyong arep mreteli ana pirang-pirang hal sing marakna gawe kecanduan. Disemok kye yah! Eh disimak maksude :D

Narkotika

Kiye maksude apa jajal lur? Koh bisa-bisane narkotika nggawe nyong rika pada kecanduan ngasih ngadreng? Nah dadi kaya kiye menurut penelitian narkotika kuwe ana zat sing marakna dewek wajib mengkonsumsi utawi wajib mangan narkotika kuwe, soalw nek ora dipangan dewek bakale lara, teler, nggeleleng, sakau, gentangayang, sempoyongan, pokoke ora enak pisan rasane. Nah akibat paling elek sekang mbandrengi narkotika kiye bisa marakna mati! Kweh mbok lur apa ora mringgani pisan? Iyalah nyong be ya sing mbeke ngerti ya prandang prinding kaya kiye. Tengan bahaya nemen yah jan jan. Tapi aja kuwatir ding lur. Ternyata menurut penelitian sing nyong olih narkotika kwe kepanjangane NAsi Rames KOpi TIwul karo KAmpel. Haha ya iya marakna mati nek ora depangan lah! Wong kuwe panganane nyong rika pada. Sorry sorry lur. Aku be ya maca ket mau spaneng ujare anu apa :D

Narkoba

Nah kiye kyeh batire narkotika kaeh mau. Tapi kye tah temenan gawe mbandreng. Kaeh mau akibat paling eleke sih wis genah mati sisan yah. Kiye akibat sing paling mringgani yah lur, bisa gawe weteng lara bae, ilat mele bae, trus iler njrejes bae. Berdasarkan survei kyeh anu dong kae tanggane nyong ngalami sih. Nggal dina mangani narkoba, pisanen ora, ya kayakuwe. Efek candune langsung krasa. Jebule bareng digawa rumasakit, kwe tanggane nyong kewenangan tur didiagnosa jarene wong kuwe lara dumehen ora ngonsumsi narkoba sedina. Jebule bareng detengeri maning narkoba kuwe anu NAsi Rames KarO Bakwan Anget. Haha dawir dawir ujarku anu kenangapa malah wong sableng kaya kuwe detulungi, eram! :D

CIU

kabeh wong ya ngerti ciu. Sing jere rasane andan getir asin asin kepiwe kaya kuwe. Lah kye tah nyong serius arep crita tenganen ciu kwe temenan marakna kecanduan alias mbandreng. Asli yakin! Soale jujur bae nyong wingi ngalami. Dadi nyong dinei ciu pas neng dalan. Ujarku ya anu apa yah, mengini pisan. Nyong ya langsung ngiler pen langsung tek cipok. Eh maksude pengin langsung tek plok neng cangkem loh depangan. Aja pada saru ya lah pikirane! Hualah konangan gunane mikit ngeres kwe yah. Haha :p wis wis lanjut maning lah kye crita serius. Lah mbarang wis tek pangan koh rasane nyong dadi pengin maning lan maning. Ternyata bareng aku takon maring wong sing aweh pertama maring nyong kaeh, jebule kwe anu ciu! Ya ambrol nyong kaget seporete. Lewih kaget maning jebule ciu kweh anu CImol diUyaih. Haha. Enak maning ana rasa uyah sing jagung, balado, sambel trasi, las ana akeh pokoke. Haha. Kwe marakna nyong kecanduan ngasih mbandreng. Kye crita asli no hoax. Haha :D

Mulane ya lur. Nggole maca aja keseriusen mulane ngko ora kaget. Biasa bae mawi mlongo kaya celengan jago! Haha. Aso lur kye mung nggo hiburan. Men ora pada spaneng. Wis ketemu maning kapankapan ya. Sementing aja pada kangen. Haha

Wassalamualaikum :)

HATERS

Assalamualaikum sedulur alhamdulillah ketemu maning karo nyong. Sarkem tralala hadir maning kiyeh. Mandan suwe ora nulis ngapak kaya kiye lur. Sibuk mandan. Telahir pas SMA kayongen. Siki wis mahasiswa kayong pengin nulis maning. Simak kiye lur pengalamane nyong selama suwe ora nulis. Muga muga rika pada kangen yah haha

Wis ana sekitar setaun nyong ora curhat neng tulisan. Apa-apa sing tek rasa ya mung sebatas tek rasa tok. Babar blas ora kober nulis nyong. Sibuk sih ya mandan. Soale nyong geh wingi-wingi gubes mikiri kelulusan SMA, pendaftaran kuliah, pendaftaran pondok lass pokoke tetek mbengek rubes pisan. Nah siki wis madan omber wektune ya sending-sending teyeng nulis lah ora ketang mbuh sepiraha. Dasare sdela maning puasahan lah. Bombongane ya silaturahmi jaluk pangampura karo sedulur kabeh. Yapora? Diyani bae lah men solehah :D

Wong urip pancen ora kena detebak yah lur. Mbasanu sedalan karo penge dewek. Mbasanu ya ora sedalan karo karepe dewek. Kabeh mau ya anu kersane Gusti Alloh seng gawe urip. Dadi nyong rika pada ya mung iso pasrah nrima tur ngadu bersyukur temenanan. Aja ngasih ora lur. Seng denei dening Gusti Alloh kuwe ya mesti seng paling apik nggo nyong rika pada. Termasuk rika maca wacanan kiye ya anu kersane Gusti Alloh sing terbaik pokoke haha. Dadi aja pada ngresulah ya lur :)

Nyong saiki agep crita beberapa pengalamane nyong sing kayong berkesan banget sing ndilalahe urung kober tak postingna. Muga-muga manfangat tur iso dijukut hikmaeh. Sementing aja dijukut duite. Dasare yanu langka haha. Semok kyeh. Eh maksude simak kyeh temenanan. Aja kelalen mbari kedip ambekan tur istighfar B-)

Nyong arepan mbahas sitik tentang haters utawi wong sing wadeh meng dewek utawi wong seng cokan ngomongi ke'ala'ane dewek. Aja kegawa omongane wong ya lur. Tetep inthili apa karepe atimu. Sementing positip. Jaman siki pancen aneh ya lur. Dewek sing nglakoni, Gusti Alloh sing ngwales, wong tua sing ngidini, tapi wong lain sing komeni. Mbuh arep apik apa ala, sing aran wong komen mesti mambrah-mambrah. Mending komen apik orapapa. Komen ala, apa ora gawe pega? Nah kiye kyeh sing tenanen mandan ditengeri men nyong rika pada ora kepelu omongan utawi komenan alane wong maring dewek. Cara gaule wong siki ya gole ngomong 'haters'. Cara nyong ya ngomonge 'wong sirik'. Padune ora mampu kaya dewek mulanen ngiwiwi apa bae sing berkaitan karo dewek. Sarane nyong yah lur aja kepengaruh apa omonge haters kuwe. Arep ngomong apa bae tentang rika pada, mawi derungu, mawi degugu. Jorna bae. Toli lambene boyeh dewek. Suwing ya suwing sukurin ngidin! Haha. Eh aja kaya kuwe ding. Intine jorna. Tangane dewek sing loro cacahe kiye denggo bae nggo nutup kuping karo nggo ndonga maring Gusti Alloh men wong kuwe sing dadi haters mari ngiwiwi dewek, sadar tur ora nggangguni deweke maning. Jane sing aran haters ya anu basa aluse kaya 'fans', kur tok gole ngefans maring dewek kwe anu keliwat ndean yah, mulanen dadine kaya kuwe. Dewek duwe fans kan ternan-ternane kayong seneng bungah kaya kuwe loh. Sanajan eleka kaya anakan lutung ya rika tetep duwe fans. Yaora lur? Haha ora ora. Guyon lah. Dadi sarane nyong ya kaya kuwe nekan rika due haters. Intine sabar lan aja kegawa omongan haters kuwe mau. Insya alloh uripe dewek ya ayem tentrem ora kakean congkel. Yambok? Kaderan dewek urip udu gegara haters kuwe mbok? Dewek urip mung nggo Gusti Alloh tok. Wis. Titik. Ora nggo sapa-sapa.

Dadi ya intine kaya kuwe lah yah pikir dewek ngonoh. Wis disemok kan mau? Eh disimak maksude. Hehe. Semoga manfangat. Kesuwun wis ngoberi maca postingan kiye. Ketemu maning kapan-kapan maning kari nyong kober.

Wassalamualaikum wr wb.

Life. Everyone knows about life. There's so much mean of life. For my self, life is struggle. Life need so much struggle to be what we wants. But the aim of life, is just for pray to God. We have to pray to Alloh everyday, wherever we go, or whenever we are. Life as a gift from Alloh, so we have to thankfull. Always.

For me, life is mystery. We dont know whats happend next. We just guess, but we dont know is this true or false. Im very thankfull to Alloh, because give me this life. Its a perfect life. I have anything, cause Alloh give anything what i need, what i hope for, and what i wish for. I have family, a complete family. There are mom dad my brother grannie granpa, and all of my neighbour. They made my life so much colourfull. I cant imagine, how terrible my life without them. I love them all. I dont wanna make them disappointed with me. I just wanna make them happy and proud of me, with all of my struggle, my wishes and my talent. You guys have to know this, all of you are best thing of my life {}

I realize that life is not just contained with happy and happy. Sometimes, we will feel what the sadness is. Of course, where there's happy story, so there's sad story too. Its make our life balance. Im often feel sadness. Im sure its not just me. Everyone feel sadness too. We really really should face it. Sadness come quickly. We cant predict. We have to ready, everytime, to face that sadness. The form of sadness is like problem, death, lost something we loves, and many more. Its normal. Its part of life.

I have some sadness story in my life. Like i have to stay away from my family. In my life, even from i was born, i never stay away from my family. My parents always control me, always give me love. But since im become a collage, i have to move away from them. I have to stay in islamic boarding school. And its very bad time, to spent my life without my family. I have to face all of this. I cant refuse.

After long time i stay away from my parents, one by one problematica of my life come and go. Im often feel miss my family so much. I never go so far away before this. I have to patient. Teach my heart to stay strong. Everything is change. Everything is different.

More than that, i have problem with my friends, but it doesnt matter. I cant face it. I have problem to with love. Im 19 years old. Its my time to search some boy to spend his life with me. But its often failed. Its game over. Huh. Im often loves a boy, but he didnt. Its painfull i swear! I give up for this. Because there's so much thing that more important than just thinking about boyfriend.

Is the life according me. I choose it. Because life is not just coloured by one challenge, but lot of challenge. Keep spirit. Keep fight with your life. Enjoy this. And thankfull of this. Im Via Okvitasari, see you. :)

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